Intimacy Architects Mugs

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

Sauvignon Bonk

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

The Day Dreamer.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Global Positioning Manual

Windmill

"Arouse Me!"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I love what you've done with him."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

Heart To Heart

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Was it funny for you?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

You're too intimate!

A Woman's Conquests.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"