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"Over all, I liked it, but I have a couple of notes."

"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."

'Sometimes I feel like I don't even know you anymore, George... Or is it, Dave?'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Sauvignon Bonk

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Kiss

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual

"Arouse Me!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

Heart To Heart

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"Was it funny for you?"