Intimacy Analyst Prints

"Over all, I liked it, but I have a couple of notes."

"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."

'Sometimes I feel like I don't even know you anymore, George... Or is it, Dave?'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Sauvignon Bonk

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Kiss

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Arouse Me!"

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Henry, cut that out.'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Heart To Heart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

You're too intimate!