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Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Team Leader

Worry tank

"Be kind"

"Are you OK hun?"

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Brainstorm in progress.

"I don't leave home without it!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Human Brain

The Doorway to Ideas

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Social Worker

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Thinking outside the box.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

Bulb

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Tree and bear hugging.

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

Teach Love

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.