Kindness Analyst T-Shirts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Are you OK hun?"

If you want to see love be love.

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Please Give

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Social Worker

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

Teach Love

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Emotional Support Dog

Blood Donor

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse