Kindness Analyst Gifts

Oh, you shouldn't have. Shouldn't have what? Really, it's just too much. So thoughtful. Very kind. I have no idea what you're talking about. But I hope you're being sarcastic. Because I'm going to be really upset if you're genuinely accusing me of being thoughtful and kind. How could you forget, you cheap and callous bottom feeder? That's better. Now, what are you talking about?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Are you OK hun?"

If you want to see love be love.

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Social Worker

Please Give

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

Teach Love

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Emotional Support Dog

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Blood Donor

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse