Romantic Improv Artist Gifts

"This is why I love yard sales."

Jazz is Invented

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

The Art of Bantering!

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'What's this. . . comedy impov?'

Johnny Vegas.

Baby penguin playing soccer and using a walrus tusks as goal posts.