Romantic Improv Artist Mugs

"This is why I love yard sales."

Jazz is Invented

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Art of Bantering!

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'What's this. . . comedy impov?'

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'