Date Night Improviser Mugs

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Asking out a palm reader.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Love Trap

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Romance

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

Sharing Drinks.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."