Date Night Improviser Mugs

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Sharing Drinks.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'