Romantic Pursuit Prints

"Yes, I know every other suitor has precipitated an outrageous tragedy – but I have a good feeling about this one."

"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Once more, with fury."

Cupid and parachutists.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Live the Dream!

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.