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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Breakthrough

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tango

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Quit moving"

Angel with speed camera.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

A stranger in paradise.

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Cupid

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Dreaming of an angel.

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

Fisherman.

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

Drinkers.