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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Breakthrough

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tango

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"Quit moving"

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

A stranger in paradise.

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Dreaming of an angel.

Cupid

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

Fisherman.

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

Drinkers.