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'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Squirrel on the beach

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Letter writing lady.

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Chris Froome

Tango

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

Windmill

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Prosecco

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Redeemable Securities.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Where the wild things went."