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'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Squirrel on the beach

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Tango

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Windmill

Prosecco

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Redeemable Securities.

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"Where the wild things went."

"Hava Nagila" go-round.