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"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"When did she start crawling?"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Now how did she know?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Ladder of Success.

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Happiness

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Take ten years off the top.'

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

"She clawed her way to the top."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

Perpetual Motion.

"Have you ever been young before?"