Youth Questers T-Shirts

"Have you ever been young before?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Garden.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Fossil hunting

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"Kids."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Spring Chicken"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"This is it? No video?"

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Take ten years off the top.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'