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'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"When did she start crawling?"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"I got a job!"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

Cosmic Ray

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Reporter #3: can.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."