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'Please don't tell them off, it undermines my authority.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"When did she start crawling?"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

Ice cream van

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Where's the fun gone"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Dreaming of chasing cars.

A woman glides down a water slide

"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"

Hmm, no, I think I like it better the other way around.

"Short legs Mommy... Remember short legs!"

Running man