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After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"I got a job!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"Quit moving"

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

We are here!

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.