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Forever 31: Hair Implants & Egg Freezing

"It's not for sale."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I like fountains very much!"

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Four Stages of Boyhood

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Future Old People.