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Forever 31: Hair Implants & Egg Freezing

"It's not for sale."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I like fountains very much!"

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

The Grim Rapper

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Four Stages of Boyhood

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

I've reversed the aging process,,,

OMG