Fountain Of Youth Explorers Pillows

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

When bored, we board

Fossil hunting

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

Driver being taught by impatient parent

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

Last day of school.

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Have you ever been young before?"

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'Are we there yet?'

'Lost youth, next window down.'

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'