Fountain Of Youth Explorers Mugs

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Fossil hunting

When bored, we board

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

Driver being taught by impatient parent

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

Last day of school.

"Have you ever been young before?"

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'Are we there yet?'

'Lost youth, next window down.'