Fountain Of Youth Chasers Mugs

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Ladder of Success.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Dreaming of an angel.

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

I've reversed the aging process,,,

"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"It's not for sale."

"They never quit. The minute you learn one year, they come up with another one."