Fountain Of Youth Chasers Mugs

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Ladder of Success.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

Dreaming of an angel.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

I've reversed the aging process,,,

"They never quit. The minute you learn one year, they come up with another one."

"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"It's not for sale."

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.