Fountain Of Youth Fan Pillows

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Zombie pet tricks.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"I like fountains very much!"

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Loggerheads

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."