Fountain Of Youth Fan Pillows

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Camping-Pong

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Zombie pet tricks.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."