Fountain Of Youth Seekers T-Shirts

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

'Reversing the aging process would have been greater if we both would have had the procedure!'

Preservatives.

Future-Proof Your Life

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"They grow up so slow."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'