Fountain Of Youth Hunter T-Shirts

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

"Have you ever been young before?"

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.