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I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'Take ten years off the top.'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

'I've reversed the aging process ... You grow back towards adolescence.'

Ponce de Leon invents down-selling.

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

"Have you ever been young before?"

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us