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I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

"Do me next."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

The Generals medals

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

I get my ideas on sale...

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Eureka!

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

"Quit moving"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Quiet!

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."