Military Muse Seekers Pillows

"Do me next."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

The Generals medals

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

I get my ideas on sale...

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Eureka!

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Brooklyn.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."