Songwriter's Muse Prints

'He woke up this morning and his honey was gone.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

Irvine Welsh

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Woody Allen

"This one's for me."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Guitar.

Thomas Dorsey.

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'The Ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind . . .'

It may not be catchy, but "I Got Those Capital Gains Tax Blues" sure works here on Wall Street.

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

They changed their tunes.

The Noisy Neighbours

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

Writers

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

The business world is crying out for English majors...

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

Snowflake Design Dept. Making every snowflake unique is too hard --- Couldn't we just issue limited editions?

Noah and the Flood

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"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"