Writer's Muse Prints

Woody Allen

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

A Salmon Lie

Irvine Welsh

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

J.B. Priestley.

Richard Graves.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Unfinished Furniture.

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Writer's Block

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Dylan Thomas.

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

Free Thinking.

Writers

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

'Maybe we should try it without the smile.'

Get Ready for the Next One

Wiping Out the World

'I must say, your resume is the finest piece of creative fiction to ever cross my desk.'

The business world is crying out for English majors...

"Time flies." "Time is money."

Snowflake Design Dept. Making every snowflake unique is too hard --- Couldn't we just issue limited editions?

"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"