Singer-songwriter Aficionado Pillows

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Anna Calvi

George Michael

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

The last song before the party exploded.

"Elfis"

Violin Practise

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Glyndebourne

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'