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"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

The last song before the party exploded.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Elfis"

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Glyndebourne

Sir Edward Elgar

Boombox