Writing Buff Pillows

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

German Expressionist Breakfast

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Doggone

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Shakespeare Street

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...