Blogging Buff Pillows

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'To save money we will be replacing our reporters with bloggers, who will work for free.'

'Everyone has a blog, only losers update it.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Did you update your blog? How about updating our relationship?

I don't know what I'm going to write about in my blog tonight!

The Blob's Blog.

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Cat Nip.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

If nobody had invented graphics

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'He does lack social skills.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'