Little Literary Buffs Pillows

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Meet The Author"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Don Quixote

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."