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"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Audio Books

Don Quixote

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream