Blackmail Buff Pillows

Add a touch of humor and intrigue to their space with pillows that reflect the clever, playful nature of the blackmail enthusiast—comfortable, fun, and uniquely entertaining.

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.' mockup

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!' mockup

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

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'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.' mockup

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

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"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?" mockup

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

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Letter Collecting Nerd

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"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?" mockup

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

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'Let us pray...'

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My Spam Sketchbook

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'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.' mockup

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

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The Horn of Unanswered Email

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"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone." mockup

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

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'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.' mockup

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

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"That's his answer to everything!" mockup

"That's his answer to everything!"

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"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?" mockup

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

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'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...' mockup

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

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"I need a more interactive you."

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'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.' mockup

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

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'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!' mockup

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

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"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along." mockup

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

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Meet the People of the Internet

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'You know, she's right. It wouldn't kill you to do a little gathering every now and then.'

'You know, she's right. It wouldn't kill you to do a little gathering every now and then.' mockup

'You know, she's right. It wouldn't kill you to do a little gathering every now and then.'

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"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch." mockup

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

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Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

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"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience." mockup

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

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"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!" mockup

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

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"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched." mockup

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

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'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.' mockup

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

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'OK, let's start there. When did you first realize you weren't very compactible?'

'OK, let's start there. When did you first realize you weren't very compactible?' mockup

'OK, let's start there. When did you first realize you weren't very compactible?'

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Leadership Qualities

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'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.' mockup

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

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"If you had to give me high marks for something, what would it be?"

"If you had to give me high marks for something, what would it be?" mockup

"If you had to give me high marks for something, what would it be?"

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What are you talking about?

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"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming." mockup

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

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'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.' mockup

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

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Pandora's Inbox

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Blackmail Buff Pillows Collection

Blackmail Buff Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the blackmail buff—each one packed with wit and personality to start their day with a smile.

Blackmail Buff Prints

Browse our prints collection to find artwork full of clever ideas and stylish humor—ideal for the blackmail buff's home or office.

Blackmail Buff T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that bring out the mischievous side of the blackmail enthusiast—fun, clever, and perfect for making a statement.