Funny Postcard Collector Gifts

Cold Callers!

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"You can always count on me."

If all else fails, give up.

Postcards from Heaven...

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Look a huge bird!'

Happy Valentine's Day

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Hello from the lakes!

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Travel Scenes

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Who Typexed out the grass?

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'The check is in the mail...'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.