Festive Card Collector Gifts

"We're on Easter cards this year and bistro menus next year!"

Thank you bubbles

"I love these old decorations!"

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Christmas Hugs

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Card shark

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Cards Galore.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Greeting Cards

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Never date a medical illustrator.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Occassional cards'

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!