Festive Collector Gifts

The Mug Collector at Christmas

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I love these old decorations!"

Yo ho ho!

Meet Santa's entourage

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Poinsettia

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

inflation at Christmas

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."