Festive Collector Mugs

The Mug Collector at Christmas

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I love these old decorations!"

Yo ho ho!

Meet Santa's entourage

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

Christmas reunions!

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

December Fest

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Christmas fairy.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

inflation at Christmas

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...