Festive Card Collector Pillows

"We're on Easter cards this year and bistro menus next year!"

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

"I love these old decorations!"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Christmas Hugs

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'Occassional cards'

Never date a medical illustrator.

Cards Galore.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"