Christmas Card Collector Pillows

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?"

Christmas Cards: Humour, Traditional, Veiled Threats.

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

'Global Cards, I must inform you my clients are insisting on royalites this Christmas...'

'Hi money,I'm home.'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

"Now smile - this one's for our Christmas card."

"I really miss letters."

Letters for Santa.

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'You're definitely OFF my Christmas card list!'

"Thank goodness no traffic jams for us."

Closed for Christmas

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On ... Dunderhead and Blitzen!"

"Since this is your first offense, I'll just take your name off my Christmas card list."

"I love these old decorations!"

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

Christmas Hugs

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'