Collecting Christmas Decorations T-Shirts

Santa's Mask Problem

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Yuletide

A season for Santas

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

Elf Tortures Santa.

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"I'm still waiting on that pony."

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

Night Before Christmas

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

Mouse Christmas

Santa's Snowmen Bodyguards

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

'Global Cards, I must inform you my clients are insisting on royalites this Christmas...'

'Fishing garden gnome'

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

Medals on soldier and his desk

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Hairy Christmas

Happy Holidays! Generic trees for sale!

'You've been doing this at least since my Grandpa was a kid, and still no Nobel Prize?'