Collecting Ornaments T-Shirts

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Mouse Christmas

Yuletide

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

The Runaway Horse

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Sister Cities

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Travellin' through?"

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Monster Souvenir

Athena

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"ME!!!"

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

Repossessed Properties.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

'...He's an out of control freak.'