Quirky Garden Decor Lovers Pillows

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Fall of Gnome

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Missing sock

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"Butt cracker"

Red in tooth and claw.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The Ugly Plant

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Table Tennis ball-boys

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

My first Boyfriend.

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc