Quirky Garden Lovers Pillows

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Clown watering his flowers.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Football fan

Cactus Man.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

The Golfer Gardener

Pumpkin

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."