Quirky Gardening Fans Pillows

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Mice 25¢

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"I trust this will be on one check."

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Tequila Mocking Bird

Production in times of pandemic

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

A bad gnome economy.

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

Music

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

Ringing horn

Snow Shaker.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

Love or Confusion?

"I come from a broken gnome"

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Scarecrow Goalie

Gnomes in Winter

Blooming Idiot