Quirky Gardening Fans Gifts

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Sheep In Curlers

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Mice 25¢

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"I trust this will be on one check."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

A bad gnome economy.

Production in times of pandemic

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

Tequila Mocking Bird

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

Ringing horn

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

Music

Snow Shaker.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

"I come from a broken gnome"

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Love or Confusion?

Scarecrow Goalie

Blooming Idiot

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Gnomes in Winter

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...