Garden Decor Lover Pillows

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'

Bird basketball.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Botany Baby!

The Fall of Gnome

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Victorian Garden Romance

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Sculpture

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

"They looked smaller on the website."

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

"I like your garden humans"

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Bird House Doorbell

Monty Don

Butterfly