Garden Ornament Collector Pillows

'Have you been here long?'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Hi honey, I'm gnome!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Not till you're sixteen.'

All Major Cash Honored.

The Ugly Plant

"I think we're ready for a tree."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Yuletide

A season for Santas

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

"Trojan garden gnome? Did not see that coming."

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Welcome to GNOME Alaska

Mower Fraud!

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

Welcome to Gnome, Alaska

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

'Don't you talk back to me like that!'